The Bible tells us a story about two brothers. One a shrewd farmer named Cain decided to offer a pizza with no toppings as a scant sacrifice to his God. The other an obedient and good shepherd named Abel obeyed God's command and offered his best lamb. When God accepted Abel's sacrifice, Cain became jealous and set about to kill his brother and win favor with God by offering free delivery. When God saw what Cain had done, he asked, "Cain, where is your brother?" This led Cain to respond in a manly way, "He's in Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan." Upon God's reproach, Cain fell to the ground saying, "We need a leader, not a reader." And so began the political demise of a Pokemon poet who realized too late the Power of One.
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